It's a waste of time to make a graphic/image Xanga blog when I could just easily find all the shit you're posting on Tumblr.

Some are kind of... less cheesy and more, immature. But all made me chuckle.

1) What sex position guarantees the ugliest baby?
I don't know, go ask your mom.

2) What does a Rubix cube and dick have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

3) Did you hear about the two gay guys that got in a fight at the bar?
They went outside to exchange blows.

(Those were pretty much the ones I was referring to)

4) Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!  (hehehe)

5) What did the thumb say to the finger??
I'm in glove with you.

6) I went to a seafood disco last week…and pulled a mussel.

7) What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.

8) An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.

9) Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
“Does this taste funny to you?” (hahaha that's bad...)

10) How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice!

1.Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Because he was outstanding in his field.

2.Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!".

 3.A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

4.Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!

5.Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley. One was assaulted. (a salted)

6.What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? Boy scouts come home from camp. (Sorry if that offended anyone)

7.Husband says to wife,"My Olympic condoms have arrived... I think I'll wear Gold tonight." Wife replies,"Why not wear Silver and come second for a change..."

 8.Two muffins are baking in the oven... one turns to the other and says "boy it's hot in here!" other muffin responds "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!"

9.Why did the tomato turn red? Beacuse he saw salad dressing.

10.A stoner posted ten jokes on highdeas, hoping they would make people laugh. No pun in ten did.